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Privacy Policy

Effective Date: August 17, 2025

At The New Low, accessible from https://thenewlow.com, your privacy is important to us. This Privacy Policy explains what information we collect, how we use it, and what choices you have.


1. Information We Collect

a. Personal Information

We may collect personal information such as your name and email address when you:

  • Subscribe to our newsletter
  • Contact us directly
  • Submit forms or content

b. Non-Personal Information

We automatically collect certain non-personal information when you visit the site:

  • Your IP address
  • Browser type and version
  • Pages you visit
  • Time and date of your visit
  • Referring website

This data is collected via cookies and similar technologies (see Section 5).


2. How We Use Your Information

We may use the information we collect to:

  • Provide and maintain our website
  • Send you email newsletters or updates (only if you opt-in)
  • Improve our content and user experience
  • Monitor usage and detect potential issues or abuse
  • Serve personalized ads (if/when we activate ad services)

3. Sharing Your Information

We do not sell or rent your personal data to third parties.

We may share your information:

  • With service providers who help us operate the website (e.g., email newsletter platforms, analytics tools)
  • To comply with legal obligations
  • To protect our rights or property

4. Third-Party Services

We may use the following third-party services, which have their own privacy policies:

  • Google Analytics (for usage tracking)
  • Mailing list providers (e.g., MailerLite, ConvertKit, Buttondown)
  • Google AdSense (if ads are enabled)

These services may use cookies and tracking technologies.


5. Cookies & Tracking Technologies

We use cookies to:

  • Analyze website traffic
  • Understand user preferences
  • Improve site performance

You can control or disable cookies through your browser settings. However, doing so may affect your experience on our site.


6. Your Rights

Depending on your jurisdiction, you may have the right to:

  • Access, update, or delete your personal data
  • Opt out of marketing emails
  • Withdraw consent where applicable
  • Lodge a complaint with a data protection authority

To request any of these actions, email us at: [your@email.com]


7. Data Security

We use reasonable technical and organizational measures to protect your information. No system is 100% secure, but we strive to protect your data from unauthorized access, use, or disclosure.


8. Children’s Privacy

This site is intended for audiences 18 and older. We do not knowingly collect data from children under 13. If you believe we have done so, please contact us immediately.


9. Changes to This Policy

We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time. Any changes will be posted on this page with an updated “Effective Date.” Please review this page periodically for updates.


10. Contact Us

If you have any questions or concerns about this Privacy Policy, contact us at:

📧 contact@thenewlow.com
🌐 https://thenewlow.com


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