CINCINNATI, OH — Local clairvoyant and former small-business owner Madame Celeste expressed shock this week after receiving notice of an IRS audit, calling the event “completely unexpected.” Celeste, who operated her psychic-reading parlor for nearly two decades, said she had “no reason to believe” such a review was imminent.
“I’ve always tried to stay in tune with the universe and maintain good energy with federal agencies,” she explained. Celeste added that she plans to “trust the process” and hopes for a resolution that “aligns with her higher purpose and current bookkeeping.”
