PANDÆMONIUM — Authorities within the Infernal Realms are reporting the first confirmed case of humanic possession, after a young demon known as Kraz’thul, Son of the Endless Maw became overtaken by the spirit of a clean-living suburban teenager from the mortal plane. According to witnesses, the incident began when Kraz’thul discovered an interdimensional broadcast of… [Read More]
Spirituality
Pre-game Prayer Tilts Scale in Favor of Winning Team
Friday night’s long-anticipated rivalry matchup between the North Ridge Timberwolves and the East Mesa Stallions ended with a 21–17 victory for North Ridge, a result analysts initially attributed to the Timberwolves’ deeper bench, disciplined pass coverage, and a late fourth-quarter stop that stalled East Mesa’s hurry-up offense. Both teams entered the contest with well-established reputations…. [Read More]
Dark Psychology Hacks for Establishing Dominance at Your Niece’s Baptism
Anyone can attend a baptism. But commanding presence—that’s a science. While your family shows up to celebrate spiritual rebirth, you’re here for psychological ascension. The modern man must know how to bend social energy, disrupt attention patterns, and project effortless authority—even when standing next to a baby in a frilly bonnet. 1. Dress to Disrupt… [Read More]
Secular Humanist Family Dispenses Copies of ‘The God Delusion’ in Lieu of Candy
BOULDER, CO — Saying they “refuse to perpetuate irrational belief systems,” local residents Greg and Linda Rowe placed a large bowl of Richard Dawkins’ The God Delusion on their porch Tuesday night, inviting trick-or-treaters to “take one, think critically, and grow.” Neighbors reported mixed reactions, with some children disappointed by the lack of candy and… [Read More]
Revealed at Last! The Dance Moves to The Nicene Creed
VATICAN CITY — In what the Holy See is calling “a joyous revelation for the faithful,” Pope Leo XIV announced Monday the unearthing of a centuries-old manuscript from the Vatican Secret Archives—containing what scholars now identify as The Dance Moves to the Nicene Creed. The document, officially titled Choreographia Symbolum Nicaenum, is believed to have… [Read More]