Anyone can attend a baptism. But commanding presence—that’s a science. While your family shows up to celebrate spiritual rebirth, you’re here for psychological ascension. The modern man must know how to bend social energy, disrupt attention patterns, and project effortless authority—even when standing next to a baby in a frilly bonnet. 1. Dress to Disrupt […]
Spirituality
Secular Humanist Family Dispenses Copies of ‘The God Delusion’ in Lieu of Candy
BOULDER, CO — Saying they “refuse to perpetuate irrational belief systems,” local residents Greg and Linda Rowe placed a large bowl of Richard Dawkins’ The God Delusion on their porch Tuesday night, inviting trick-or-treaters to “take one, think critically, and grow.” Neighbors reported mixed reactions, with some children disappointed by the lack of candy and […]
Revealed at Last! The Dance Moves to The Nicene Creed
VATICAN CITY — In what the Holy See is calling “a joyous revelation for the faithful,” Pope Leo XIV announced Monday the unearthing of a centuries-old manuscript from the Vatican Secret Archives—containing what scholars now identify as The Dance Moves to the Nicene Creed. The document, officially titled Choreographia Symbolum Nicaenum, is believed to have […]